There are two types of people in this world: Those who drink Red Bull and those who are objectively incorrect. If you fall into the second category, I hope you have a great day living in absolute delusion.
Now that we’ve established Red Bull supremacy, let’s get to the rankings.
Also, this is going to be one of those posts that have to do with How to Make Money Gaming without going pro.
Some links on this page may be affiliate links, meaning I may earn a commission at no additional cost to you. But these are snacks and gear I trust, or wish I’d known about sooner.
What I Really Keep on My Desk
If you don’t feel like reading this whole thing, here’s the short answer:
- Energy → Red Bull (Blue or Coconut)
- Snack → Club Minis
- Clean snacking → Snactiv Pro
- Safe option → Pretzels
S-Tier: The Elite Class
No debate. No discussion. If you know, you know.
Red Bull (Original, Blue, Coconut)
The gold standard. No debate.
It’s smooth, it doesn’t taste like battery acid, and it just works every time. If I’m locked in, this is what’s in my hand.
Best for: Long sessions where you actually need focus
Coffee (The Backup Plan)
Coffee is undefeated.
It either makes you hyper-productive… or sends you into a spiral questioning your life choices. Sometimes both.
Best for: Early morning sessions or content days
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Club Minis (Original)
These are elite and don’t get talked about enough.
No mess. No dust. Just consistent, easy snacking.
Best for: People who hate messy snacks while gaming
Snactiv Pro (Gamer Chopsticks)
I don’t care how ridiculous this looks.
It works.
No greasy controller, no crumbs, no regrets.
Best for: Anyone tired of cleaning their controller every session
A-Tier: The Respectable Choices
Not elite, but you’ll never regret having these on your desk.
Milk Duds & Junior Mints (Cold Combo)
Refrigerate them. Mix them. Don’t look.
Every bite is a gamble and that’s half the fun.
Best for: Chaos snackers
Pretzels
Simple. Clean. Reliable.
Not exciting—but you won’t regret it mid-game.
Best for: Safe, no-risk snacking
B-Tier: Solid But Not First Pick
You’ll take them if they’re there… you’re not going out of your way for them.
Dr Pepper
Not an everyday pick—but when it hits, it hits.
You already know.
Best for: Casual sessions, not grind mode
Dots
You’re not buying these on purpose…
…but if they’re there? They’re gone.
Best for: Accidental snacking
C-Tier: Why Are You Like This?
This is where things start to fall apart.
Reign Energy Drink
I’m just going to assume you’re a menace to society if this is your go-to.
I’m also not linking it on purpose.
That’s between you and whatever path you’ve chosen.
F-Tier: Literal Crimes Against Gaming
If you’re choosing these, we need to have a serious conversation.
Flamin’ Hot Cheetos While Using a Controller
Straight to jail.
The grease alone should disqualify you from ranked play. There’s no coming back from this.
Keyboard & Mouse vs. Controller: Does It Really Matter when there’s chip dust everywhere?!
Energy Drink + Dorito Dust Combo
You don’t need a better setup.
You need help.
What Actually Matters (If You Skip Everything Else)
- Clean snacks > messy snacks
- Consistency > hype drinks
- Don’t ruin your controller
- Don’t overthink it
If You’re Building the Perfect Gaming Fuel Setup
If I had to pick 3 things and move on:
That’s it.
No mess. No bad decisions. No regrets.